Sunday, June 26, 2011

doin t from my phone

Internet dying dion this shit from my phone!

Holy jesus you know what? Fucking shannon blowtorch didnt play a single Britney orGaga sing all night.

DJs of the world, it can be done.

Girls girls everywrheren no shirt cj. Tawnya naked birthday lap dance gimne one.

Power just went out no music lemme sinnng foor tou.

Also did you know girls are hot. Cmere. Blew a fuse s'ok mommsma's phone works gather round y'allfags

So cute happy pride whos cominng home with me whoopsue whets cj?

20 comments:

  1. omg this is golden

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  2. Drunk krista??? LOVE!

    Yay Pride!!!

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  3. This is hysterical. Bless you for getting drunk for us all. It's a labor of love I'm sure. Haha

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  4. You're so awesome. This totally made my day. I can't wait for my first pride. :)

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  5. Haha, just woke up after pride (but one in europe) and I'm still drunk and this is what I find! Ace!
    Also, didn't get no Lady Gaga either, WHAT IS UP WITH PRIDE THESE DAYS.

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  6. I absolutely adore this beautiful, drunken catalogue of events. I actually sort of did this at my own party last night: because I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, we were camping on the lakeshore and being general backwoods rednecks types, and I, in my inebriation, decided I should transcribe the events taking place and communicate them to a girl I know. I hope she wasn't put off by my hilarity.

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  7. NOoooo! this just makes me even sadder to be at home instead of getting drunk...

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  8. OMG Krista, this is pure gold. Never delete this ever.

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  9. This is real good times y'all. Keep it up cute, drunk blogger!

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  10. Jeez drinking while you're on one of those unhealthy fasts just seems like a really bad idea.

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  11. ^ I forgot all about that :/ yeah, danger zone

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  12. At first I thought you'd been hacked, but nevermind, you're drunk! Pretty endearing. Happy Pride ya'll.

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  13. This... isn't even funny. I know you don't have a serious blog all the time but yeesh.

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  14. Oh my god, get drunk more often. :D

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  15. i can't figure out how to mobile blog! i keep getting errors trying to register. help! i want to make ppl laugh like this - even half as much as you made me laugh with these live blog posts. ps come get drunk in brooklyn with me and my boo. stat.

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  16. HAHAHAHA. THIS IS NICE !! :D

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