Sunday, April 3, 2011

City of the Big Shoulders

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Hey gays!


My sainted mother has been in town allll this week, staying with me in my tinyass apartment.  
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I've been occupied doing extremely un-homosexual-like activities.




Thanks for being patient mos, I'll see you later this week!

38 comments:

  1. You = wonderful.

    Of course we'll be patient!

    'twiddles thumbs'

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  2. Aw, you care enough about this place to tell us that. It's all good. There are plenty of comments we can read from your posts to tide us over!

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  3. Well at least we know you didn't fall into a pot hole. Anticipation just makes it better anyway.

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  4. I MISS YOUUUU. but that tiger is too cute for me to whine.

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  5. You tease. I thought this was gonna be a new post.

    Woah. What would it be like to be your mother!? Crazy. She probably avoids your blog like the plague, bein all mormon-ey.

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  6. Aw glad you got to drop by for a quick post though.

    ps thought of you when i read this. what do you think? http://www.autostraddle.com/nsfw-lesbosexy-sunday-we-are-going-down-82798/

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  7. I've been having withdrawals... come back SOON!

    08-)

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  8. I miss you! I am in love with this blog and have been pacing my room for a new post. But thank you for checking in.
    Good like with the mother.

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  9. I went to effingdykes, wishing and hoping that there would be another post, and when I saw the new picture I got so excited! I heated up my dinner and got situated on the couch. Only to find that it was not really a post =( Sad day.

    But the tiger picture made me laugh out loud, so you're forgiven =)

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  10. Way to get my hopes up only to send them crashing down.

    Also, why is your mom visiting you on General Conference weekend?

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  11. "Thanks for being patient mos, I'll see you later this week!"


    HELL YES YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU'RE COMING TO MY COLLEGE. SO EXCITED.

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  12. Wishing you the space and ability to take care of yourself!
    Good luck at Yale and thank you for the update!
    :)

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  13. yeah, yeah, yeah, who's the lady in the first pic?

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  14. Yeah, If I was your Mom I would much rather be spending the weekend with you than listening to Mormon "general authorities" tell young unmarried (aka lesbian) mormon women they need to lower their standards in men and just get married already dammit AND unmarried young (aka GAY) mormon men to stop being selfish, to quit putting it off and pick a wife already. That was what I was stuck listening to today at St Mark's Hospital ICU in lovely Salt Lake City Utah. Good job Mom, avoiding the most ridiculous religious addresses EVER.

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  15. -Mouth full of coffee cake-
    GOD DAMN IT. I CHOKED ON MY FOOD BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD TO READ A NEW INTERESTING AND HILARIOUS POST TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND YOU TEASED ME.

    You're a tease. :(

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  16. Oh Mormon moms. I have one too. I hope the visit went well and that you didn't have to watch general conference.

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  17. You are such a clit tickler.

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  18. Such teasery displeases me. At least you have a good excuse, a Mormon mom sounds like a scary beast to have to appease.

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  19. Holy crap peeing my pants Krista's coming to Yale tomorrow.

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  20. Hope all went well with your mother. I figure if she's there with you them homo activity is probably out, amirite?

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  21. Ahah.. Funny I'm visiting my madre in Vegas. Same shit, except I'm stuck in her house. But I'll slip away during the night, smiling as I turn my back on her at the door step, waiting until I'm turning out of the neighborhood then lifting up the blanket in the backseat of my car revealing a whole entourage of hot ass lesbins' armed with bags o weed and svedka ahhhhh yeeeeeah WE GONNA FUCK SHIT UP.

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  22. I can be patient. Glad that you checked in with your followers. :)

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  23. As a former Mormon myself and an Effing Dykes reader, I have long wondered about your relationship with your family. Are they accepting, do they even know that you are gay? I love my family very much and am terrified to come out to them. Apart from me, they are all very religious. It kinda sucks balls, if you know what I mean. Anyway, glad you get to hang with your mom, even if it is in a tinyass, unhomosexual-like apartment.

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  24. I'm with Alex. Clit tickler indeed.

    Actually this is more like the girl at the bar who sticks your hands into her crotch and then is like "we should hang out tomorrow," effectively shutting you down for the night.

    Sigh.

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  25. o.O this was such a tease. i like it.

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  26. Okay..I shall just sit here cuffed to the bed until you come back...*waits*

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  27. So you got your own apartment??? Is it close to CJ's? Do you like it?

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  28. I'm not being funny Krista but its over two weeks now - you can't do this to people...give give give and then stop :-/ we have expectations with no distractions! Come back.

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  29. Krista dahling we love you but when you open with a lovely picture like that, it's an unmerciful tease. Please post something soon! XoXo

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  30. By the way, do you have any plans to extend your t-shirt store to, say, knickers? Cos I would wear the hell out of those.
    Also, lol at the Anon with a car full of high drunk lesbians.

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  31. Krista, honey? You said later this week and it's Sunday. And I've been coming here every day like, "OMG IT'S GOTTA BE TODAY RIGHT?!" And today, there are NO DAYS LEFT of the week which you promised to see us later in.
    So, yeah, please update later today. And if not there had better be some serious eye-candy in the next post :D

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  32. Hope you had fun visiting. Now get back to work! ~cracks the whip~

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  33. Krista. Like little michael jackson sang
    I WANT YOU BACK!

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  34. I've been checking back every five minutes all weekend long! The anticipation is killing me, Krista!

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  35. Krista,

    I love effingdykes just as much as the next 'mo, but seriously, don't sweat it.
    such demanding readers hey?
    yeah, i miss you.
    yes, i've checked back several times this week,
    but honestly-i know you have a life too. you've probably just been bangin' all weekend after getting rid of your mom that's cool, i'm into that.

    go be as (homo)SEXUAL as you can possibly be!

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  36. KRISTA. You're killing me...

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