No. Noooooo. No.
Just when you thought you were safe, 'cause I live in Chicago now and he lives in Seattle....
Jason Is Overly Interested.
Q: Ok, so Krista, when I watch lesbian porn, there's usually a scene where the two girls do some scissoring. But you've told me a million times that sex with the ladies doesn't look anything like porn sex.
So while I was watching the scissoring happen on the movie, I started wondering...do lesbians actually do that? Do girls scissor?
'Cause it must be kinda awkward. Don't get me wrong, I very much want the answer to be yes, here.
A: Christ, it's early. Haven't even had coffee yet. Calling me at 8 in the freakin' morning. Who does that?
Never talk about scissoring before noon, that's what I say.
Hell, it's noon somewhere.
Jason, you have a valid question, here. You want to know about scissoring.
Homos, here at Effing Dykes, I get a fair amount of mail. (Write to me! email@example.com and p.s. I like pictures.)
I try to answer most of it, but sometimes it takes me a real long time.
However! certain topics just seem to keep popping up.
This is about the 30th question I've had from someone about scissoring within the last few months.
And guess what?
Every single person who's asked me about scissoring has been male.
But you know what? Let's do it. Let's talk about scissoring.
Put this thing to bed.
So, first of all, what is scissoring?
What does it mean 'to scissor'?
Wikianswers has the answer!
"The term scissor, which is often used as verb (scissoring), is a sex position between lesbians. It is generally shown as two partners interlocking their legs with their heads 180 degrees apart while their vaginas are touching. In practice, the torsos of the women are often closer together, to the point of being close enough to kiss."
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