Wednesday, February 11, 2009

DYKE STYLE UPDATE!!



Math problem!
Quiz:


Tara likes coffee. She gets her coffee everyday from Real Dykes Drink Diesel, a local coffee shop. Tara has been stalking the barista, Kelli, for months. She is afraid to ask Kelli out, for fear that Kelli is not gay and would ban Tara from the coffee shop. Tara needs to know if Kelli is gay before she makes her move.
Kelli has: long hair, short nails, glasses, no tattoos, a lip ring, wears pink, and carries a purse.

If we take into consideration the fact that lots of straight girls work in gay coffee houses,
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF KELLI BEING A LEZ?

Solution: Trick question!!! Kelli has a lip ring. That automatically makes her a dyke.
A lip ring is like the number "0" in multiplication. It cancels everything else out.

Only homos get lip rings.


10 comments:

  1. Hi there, just wanted to say that person on the top of this post is Miyavi and HE is bisexual male musician ;) So maybe he shouldn't be here, at least not starring as a lesbian :)

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  2. wait since your saying that lip piercings are homo, i have alot of friends that hav their lip pierced and they aint homos?

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  3. this makes me happy because I am an extremly girlie lesbian and no one can tell I'm a lesbian for fuck sakes!!! but I am planning on getting a lip ring. Mabey this will solve all my problems!:) ya!

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  4. This is hilarious, but I do have a very straight friend with a lip ring and she is always getting hit on by the ladies. I told her that is why but she persists in keeping her lip ring because she thinks it's unfair. I just told her she's going to have to deal then.

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  5. what if you had a lip ring... in HIGH SCHOOL? and also loved Sleater-kinney? but the moment you got to college, you turned into a sorority girl. still gay??

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  6. Just to let you know that besides your generalistic claims which already undermine the legitimacy of this article, the picture you have at the top is a dude. As in, male/

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  7. Yup, that pic is Miyavi. Definite male identified penis-owner.

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  8. You bitches need to take a chill pill. This blog is supposed to be humorous in nature and of course there will be outliers to any sort of generalization. Way to kill a buzz..

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  9. I realize I'm very late to the comment party, but Miyavi's gorgeous enough to obviate gender completely. :3

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  10. i dont care if having a lip piercing supposedly makes you a dyke (no offence to any lesbians out there, i lovegay people. Big fan)if you lip lip piercings then go for it. I am very straight but will be getting the piercing done soon, love 'em and the dude at the top? So stealing his hair cut for after i get married. Growing it all out after my last mohawk yo its long in time for the wedding, the getting in tot he hairdressers a few days after to get it all chopped up again lol

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